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    Wife vs. Husband

    A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.


    YOU CAN'T WIN WITH WOMEN


    WIFE VS. HUSBAND

    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
    An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

    "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


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    W O R D S

    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

    30,000 to a man's 15,000.

    The wife replied, "
    The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men"...

    The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
    "What?"



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    CREATION

    A man said to his wife one day,

    "I don't know how you can be
    so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

    The wife responded, "Allow me to explain .

    God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

    God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"



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    WHO DOES WHAT

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

    The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."


    The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."


    Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."


    Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."


    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........

    "HEBREWS"



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    The Silent Treatment


    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

    Suddenly, the man realised that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM .

    " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

    Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

    The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."


    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests..


    God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.



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    Superb shakti. Wife always rocks. So guys its waste of your time to argue wit us. Because victory is for womens only. Its true and nature.

    life is so beautiful....

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    Re: Wife vs. Husband

    Women
    Women
    Women…

    If u Praise Them, They think you are lying,
    If u don’t, you are good for nothing.

    If they talk, they want you to talk.
    If you kiss them, you are not a gentleman.
    If you don’t, you are not a man.

    If you agree to all their likes, you are idiot. Have no own mind!.
    If you don’t you are not understanding..

    Women
    Women
    Women…

    So hard to live with them and even harder to live without them…..
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    பழகிப் பார் பாசம் தெரியும்.
    பகைத்து பார் வீரம் தெரியும்.


    Get in Close with Me to know my Affection!
    Get in Fight with me to know my Braveness!






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    Re: Wife vs. Husband

    Dear Parasakthi, really wonderful collection showing the superior nature of wife vs Husband. After experiencing the life we can always have upper hand and it is easy to digest also. Thanks for your hard work to bring these lighter side of laughter.

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    Superb ma.... i can't control my laugh....

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    Re: Wife vs. Husband

    Hello Parasakthi

    Thanks a lots. Really laughed and enjoyed. Very impressed on these lines 'God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece'.

    Husband should think and treat wife as their better half not bitter half

    Shared your quotes with my friends too

    unmaiyilum nega parasakthi thanga super................

    Appuram nanum koda coimbatore ponnu thanga.. both amma vedu plus enga vedu rendum kovai thanga ...

    Cheers
    Uma

    Cheers
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