99 Things Men Think But Never Say


Lord of Penmai
Jul 5, 2011
99 Things Men Think But Never Say

ome guys rarely speak out their thoughts, while others are selective about what they share. Here, we have put across 99 things that a guy may think, but will not say aloud to you. Of course, the list is not universal and certainly not exhaustive!

These statements may appear in a guy’s mind depending upon his character, the situation, your relationship with him, his state of mind and your behavior.

1. I’m still in love with my ex.
2. You are so hot!
3. Your legs are hairy. Please shave!
4. I like your friend better.
5. You must not see your ex-boyfriend anymore!
6. Will you please stop nagging?
7. I like to be around you.
8. I’m so mad at you right now.
9. Hey! I don’t like your dog.
10. I think you are fat.
11. Your hair is so dry and dull! Get a hair spa done or something!
12. I wish you called me more often.
13. You should not talk to that guy in your office.
14. I feel so jealous when other guys flirt with you.
15. I’m so glad you are going out with me, and not with that moron friend of mine.
16. You need to lose some weight.
17. I think your friend is hitting on me.
18. I don’t have that much money.
19. Your hair stinks.
20. I have found happiness in you.
21. We should probably get married.
22. I don’t like your mom.
23. I think your friend is a snob.
24. This new sexy dress doesn’t suit you.
25. You spend way too much money.
26. I’m so wrong, you are right!
27. Why do you want to wear such a tight dress?
28. You have too much makeup on your face.
29. I’m broke.
30. You are obese.
31. I don’t want to go out with you. I’d just like to sit at home and do nothing.
32. I don’t want to watch that chick lit movie.
33. Your sense of humor doesn’t make me laugh at all.
34. I just want to have sex with you!
35. I love you just the way you are. Don’t ever change.
36. I love my mother a lot.
37. I’m sad and depressed.
38. I’m tired of your complaints.
39. Grow up!
40. I want to meet your parents.
41. I need your help.
42. Your new hair do looks funny.
43. I don’t like it when you flirt.
44. You are so unclean. Why don’t you take a bath?
45. Will you please wash your hair?
46. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
47. Your cooking is terrible.
48. I don’t like the shirt you bought me.
49. I love your smile.
50. I love to inhale the fragrance of your hair.
51. I don’t want to meet your parents.
52. I smoked a few extra cigarettes today despite your disapproval.
53. I don’t think you are making much sense.
54. I just don’t understand what you want.
55. I need to have some guys’ time with my friends.
56. I love it when you touch my hands and rub them.
57. I wish you’d understand me better.
58. I’m tired of doing things for you.
59. Your eyes are so captivating.
60. I’m lucky to have you by my side.
61. I wish you’d just speak your heart out instead of giving me hints.
62. I want you to pay attention when I’m speaking.
63. Your friend is so hot.
64. You look so cute in my shirt.
65. I hate kids.
66. Why do you have to gossip all the time?
67. I love the way you curl up your hair in your fingers.
68. I want you to be possessive of me.
69. Your sister is such a bitch.
70. I love it when you treat me like a kid.
71. I didn’t come to you for advice.
72. I want you to fulfill my fantasy in bed.
73. This relationship is suffocating me.
74. I hate to be around your parents.
75. I’m so immature at handling relationships.
76. Don’t ever leave me. I will die.
77. I’m crazy about you.
78. My ex-girlfriend was way cuter that you are.
79. I wish you let me decide at least once in a while.
80. I just want to watch some football! Can we talk later?
81. Why don’t you go on a diet?
82. I hate pink.
83. Stop being a drama queen.
84. I don’t like to see you cry.
85. Will you just pick up something? We have been here for hours.
86. I’m really sorry for having made fun of you.
87. I’m so possessive of you.
88. I don’t want to have sex tonight!
89. Your dress is way too seductive. Cover up!
90. I don’t want to baby sit your sister’s kids!
91. I hate to go shopping with you.
92. I wish you said sweet things to me more often.
93. Oh My God! You drink too much alcohol.
94. We should have sex more often.
95. Your friend is a beauty to look at.
96. That girl over the check out counter is so hot!
97. I wish we spent more time watching baseball.
98. I would die without you.
99. I love you. Truly, Madly and Deeply!

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