Benefits of being a girl as told by a girl


Lord of Penmai
Jul 5, 2011
Benefits of being a girl as told by a girl

1. We get to be pregnant,
2. We can cry and not get made fun of.
3. We can be emotional and blame it on that time of the month.
4. If we don't know anything about cars, it's okay.
5. We get to decorate our homes and can almost entirely ignore our other-half's input.
6. We got off the Titanic first.
7. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
8. Our boy friend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.
9. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
10. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on their life insurance.
11. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
12. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
13. Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies (you get the point).
14. Taxis stop for us.
15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
16. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
17. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
18. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass.
19. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
22. We have an excuse to be a total b*tch at least once a month.
23. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
24. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
25. There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
26. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
27. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
28. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
29. We have way more hair options.
30. We can carry everything we need in a purse, if we want to.
31. We have the little black dress.
32. There is no need for us to act ridiculous to "prove" that we're real women.
33. We can fix scratches on our cars with nail polish.
34. No matter what we drive, we look good in it.
35. We can close our eyes and flinch at a bloody war movie and no one will care.
36. We can borrow clothes and mix and match, from any of our girlfriends or sisters etc, instead of having to go out and buy something.
37. We can act a little childish and it seems cute.
38. We can pull over and ask for directions and get lots of help if we're lost.
39. If we have a flat tire we can get help without having to worry about seeming "unmanly."
40. We can paint my nails without seeming weird or gay.
41. We can freak out over a mouse without looking foolish.
42. We can get someone else to take the fish off the hook for us.
43. We can have long hair without looking like a 1980s metal rocker
44. We can wear pink without looking like a sissy.
45. Barbie is a doll, not an action figure
46. We can call our female friends "girlfriends" and not sound like lesbians.
47. We can wear dresses, skirts and other cute things.
48. Lip-gloss, lip-gloss, lip-gloss.
49. We're NOT men.

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